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Forget the boat race. It’s the house price competition that I’m interested in.

And Oxford wins by a nautical mile with an average house price (according to Home.co.uk) of £320,223 with Cambridge lagging well behind at £231,726.

Apparently though, Cambridge won the rowing thing today. Small consolation really…