The news today that exposed Russian spy Anna Chapman is to embark on a career as an estate agent is a sketch writer’s dream….

come see my rooms

‘Through here is the swimming pool, sharks to remain’.

‘And over here is the LASER room, it runs on solar power you know, and it’ll destroy a large city in seconds’.

Sales particulars reduced to micro dots.

Clandestine exchanges (of contracts) and water boarding of mortgage referral clients to establish what they have been quoted elsewhere.

You couldn’t make it up.

KGB Estates eh?

Brilliant. And of course just what the estate agency industry needs to further elevate it’s ‘credibility’ 😉

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