What’s the difference between Piers Morgan and Savills estate agents?
Very little. Both are hugely overpaid, posh, smug and irritating.
But they have crossed each others’ paths this week.
Estate Agent Today reports that Mr Morgan was awoken at 3am in his recently purchased New York apartment by a call from a Savills chap. And then at 4am. And 6am.
Morgan retaliated by inviting his million or so Twitter followers to send him jokes that would assist in ridiculing the high end property purveyors.
A few gems followed:
‘How many Savills agents does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to screw the bulb in and the other to screw the buyer’.
‘How do you make a Savills agent crazy? Put him in a round room and tell him there’s a finder’s fee in the corner’.
‘Why have Savills stopped looking out of the window in the morning? Because they’d have nothing to do in the afternoon’.
And finally, ‘How do you confuse Savills estate agents? Give them a letter with PTO on both sides’.
Estate agents on the EAT website then piled in with their defence of Savills and their own, less creative rants at our Piers.
Are both participants in this a pair of twits? We’ll let you decide.